An old story reminds us of the humor of romance:
A man was going to the county fair one day with a pig under one
arm and a chicken under the one arm, and a basket on his head. He
came to a crossroad and didn't know which way to turn. While he
stood there deciding, a young woman approached him, heading the
"Please, ma'am, I'm on the way to the county fair. Can you tell
me which way to go?"
"Yes," she replied. "I'm on my way there, too. We'll go right
down this way about a mile, turn left about a mile and a half,
left again about a mile and we're right there."
He said, "Wait a minute... down here, turn left and left again?
Couldn't we save a lot of time by walking through these woods?"
She replied, "Yes, we could. But I couldn't walk through those
woods with you. Why... you might try to kiss me!"
"Listen," he said, "how could I possibly kiss anybody with a pig
under one arm, a chicken under one arm and a basket on my head?"
"Well," she replied, "you could put that chicken on the ground,
turn the basket upside down over the chicken, and I could hold
that little bitty ole pig."
Where there is love, there's a way! Although one would be hard-
pressed to define a romantic attraction as "love." They are
really not at all the same things. And as nice as it is to keep
romance in our lives, in the end, isn't it love which we are
In her article, "Turning Sweet Nothings into Sweet Somethings,"
Marjorie Holmes points out some differences between romance and
- Romance is seeking perfection, love is forgiving faults.
- Romance is flying, love is a safe landing.
- Romance is the anguish of waiting for the phone to ring to
bring you a voice that will utter endearments; love is the
anguish of waiting for a call that will assure you someone else
is happy and safe.
- Romance is eager, striving always to appear attractive for
each other, love is two people who find beauty in each other
no matter how they look.
Authentic love will find many expressions -- the love of spouses;
the love of friends; the love of families. And if your love is
real, watch out -- once it starts growing, there's nothing that
can stop it!