God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.Carlos Mencia
I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to, ... The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.
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Going there is paying your dues. You always have to pay your dues. . . . You've just got to do it. Maybe I come from a working family. Maybe it's the voice of my mom saying, 'You've always got to be nice to people.' I look at it as saying it's going to be fun. Those people are going to be really, really happy.
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In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.
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I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse tomove after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them torelocate Their house have wheels.
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