I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse tomove after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them torelocate Their house have wheels.
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It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open...I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that resturant.Carlos Mencia
Going there is paying your dues. You always have to pay your dues. . . . You've just got to do it. Maybe I come from a working family. Maybe it's the voice of my mom saying, 'You've always got to be nice to people.' I look at it as saying it's going to be fun. Those people are going to be really, really happy.
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You know those pills like Viagra, well they say that if you have an erection for more than 36 hours consult your physician. Well, if you don't know what to do with your boner after 36 hours then you are a DE and your wife doesn't know what to do then she's a DA. You two shouldn't reproduce because then your kid's gonna be like DEDADE.
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I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to, ... The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.
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If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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