The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste
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Paul Sarbanes
Better still - your history has shown how powerful a moral catharsis expressed through popular resistance to injustice can sometimes be; I have in mind the grassroots opposition to the Vietnam War.
Breyten Breytenbach
A lot of celebrities just want money, fame, power, fancy cars, houses all over the world and have people bow down to them. To me, that's frightful behaviour.
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