I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
More Quotes from Kinky Friedman:
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.Kinky Friedman
I don't care much about big corporations, frankly. Most politicians never met a special-interest group they didn't like.
Kinky Friedman
She has a lot of money, I think. We don't. Of course, the governor does. We have a government of the money, by the money and for the money. ... That's not the American dream.
Kinky Friedman
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
Kinky Friedman
Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy,
Kinky Friedman
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Based on Keywords: baptistOur Republic and its press will rise or fall together.
Joseph Pulitzer
A novelist should not be too intelligent either, although... he may be permitted to be an intellectual.
Anthony Burgess
My least favorite phrase in the English language is "I don't care."
James Caan