I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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As a woman grows older, you can give her a tummy-tuck, you can give her LASIK if her vision goes bad and you can give her a hearing aid. But you can't cure stupid,
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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