Junk is something you keep for years and then throw out two weeks before you need it.
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Born on Monday, Fair in face Born on Tuesday, Full of God's grace Born on Wednesday, Sour and sad Born on Thursday, Merry and glad Born on Friday, Worthily given Born on Saturday, Work hard for your living Born on Sunday, You will never know want.Author Unknown
Here's a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.
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The test of any man's character is how he takes praise.
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The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke.
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Never forget the importance of history. To know nothing of what happened before you took your place on earth, is to remain a child for ever and ever.
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The only thing more costly than education is ignorance.
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