Quotes about ex-boyfriend (8 Quotes)


    Here it comes, I thought. The first ex-boyfriend had been summoned. Soon the rest would follow. They would file around the table, presenting their deficiencies, telling of their addictions, their cheating hearts... But that didn't happen with Julie. This was because Julie isn't husband-hunting. So she didn't have to interview me for the job.

    What did that stupid deserting crap-bag ex-boyfriend, ex-best friend with the most perfect stupid hair do? He DIDN'T delete his crap off the desktop before he fled my life and left me all alone. That's what he did.


    When Charles Dickens wrote It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend.

    It's a mood record. Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself "God I'm in love."


    The first phone call every morning -- very early -- would be this guy named Roy. I thought this must be an ex-boyfriend. Who else calls at 6 in the morning I didn't have friends who called at that hour unless they needed to be bailed out of jail.





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