What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
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With all due respect, I think that's like saying that the veterinarian and the taxidermist are in the same business because either way you get your dog back.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.
And theres others like taxidermist You cant just go, Oh, I was just working at the chip shop, and I just started stuffing animals with sand, you know Youve gotta want to be I want to be a taxidermist I wanna fill animals with sand. (mimes stuffing an animal) I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so its really quite tight.