How many ladies in the house tonight Fans scream Oh, sht... All you ladies scream Fans scream again Now that I have the ladies' attention, I want to tell you something. Some day, you're going to go to a concert and see a rock star. He may look like me, or him, or us, or any one, and he's going to tell you if you show him your tits he'll take you backstage. And I want you... to spit in that mother fer's face Fans scream Because you are better than that.