Henry Youngman Quotes on Man (4 Quotes)

A woman says to a man, I haven't seen you around here. Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife. So you're single.

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks Doc, how do I stand The doctor says That's what puzzles me

Doctor says to a man You're pregnant The man says How does a man get pregnant The doctor says The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner....

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says You're crazy The man says I want a second opinion Okay, you're ugly too